humor · overheard

Not *that* kind of fairy tale….

Haus Frau

Watching Disney’s “Sleeping Beauty.” Princess likes it for the dresses. Dinosaur likes the dragon-slaying sequence. Anyway….

NARRATOR: “In a faraway land, long ago, there lived a king and his fair queen…”

RASCAL: (aghast, not hearing correctly at first as he had his head in a book) “His SPARE queen?!!?!”

Published by Haus Frau

I am an author and domestic engineer enjoying unbounded domesticity with the husband of my dreams, three fine brave rascally knight errants, seven lovely princesses-in-training, twelve chickens, an indoor cat, and an outdoor cat. And bees, coming soon.

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