Haus Meister found this on Craigslist:

“[Kayak for sale, in reasonably good condition] except i layed it against a heater and a 4inch hole got melted in it but it can be repaired! … worth more then im asking anyone who knows kayaks knows that.”

(asking $50)

But all the same, it isn’t a good thing for a boat to have a hole in it.  Anyone who knows boats knows that.  I probably would have at least tacked an “or best offer” onto the end of the price. 😉

It still doesn’t beat my absolute favorite Craigslist listing, either. 🙂