(this was attempted to be posted last night before the new keyboard arrived.  I needed something with a working “return” key to make the post readable.)

Today.is.my.blogaversary. I’ve.been.here.3.years.now.and. instead.of.

something.grand,

i.am.simply.going.to.share.what.happens.when.a.5.year.old.

spills.tea.onto.your.keyboard…

i.feel.like.a.blog.troller.who.has.little.to.no. concept.of. punctuation.,

bad.use.of. capitals,and.for. goodness.sake.i.have.no.use.of.the.

keys.delete.and.the.letter.p (it.only.shows.up.here. through.the.magic.of.spell.check.

and.cut.&.paste),and.no.spacebar,

.hence.the.curious.use.of.the.period..it.is.horrid.and.i,.am.grateful.for.

Amazon.and.1.day.shipping.so.that.tomorrow.i.can.write.like.i.actually.did.graduate.

college. ..i.suppose.this.is.one.of.those.times.that.a.knowledge.of.the.latest.foreign.language,

.textspeak.

would.be.useful…in.the.meantime,we.will.be.reinforcing

.the.no.drinks.by.the.computer.rule.,and.my.dad.is.now.avenged.for.the.day.

when.he,was.trying.to.fix.the.VCR.and.i,a.lass.of.6.,accidentally.dumped

.a.cup.of.root.beer.into.it.while.he.worked.