HAUS MEISTER: You know, the printer works.
ME: (incredulous–it’s been weeks since it’s done anything for me) NO WAY!
HAUS MEISTER: (waves a paper) Yep. It prints just fine. Worked for me right away.
ME: (still incredulous) Huh.
HAUS MEISTER: You didn’t know there were about 10 Legos jammed in there, preventing the cartridge mechanism from moving. Works great now, though. Glad we didn’t buy that one at Target now.