Seen from the road today …. a pawn shop sign:

MOUNTAIN VIEW PAWN

ZOMBIE RESPONSE TEAM

GUNS HERE!

Um….ok?  Is this a new apocalyptic sign I hadn’t read about?  Does it tie in to the hunt for raptures?

And in other news … seen in my spambox in my e-mail account:

WALK OFF YOUR BELLY BY JULY 2!

I didn’t have to look at my 28wk preggie belly to get a good laugh out of that one.