…Hobbit-dog gets e-mail in my inbox.  It’s from the vet, of course.  He also received coupons in the mail the other day for flea medication, but still–mail arrived for my dog. So, here’s Hobbit-dog’s first e-mail.  Do you think he’ll return the favor and look forward to seeing them?  Don’t count on it.

Dear Hobbit-dog

Tell Haus Frau to look in the mailbox next week. Your healthcare service reminder is coming attached to the latest issue of HealthyPet Magazine. For your convenience, we have also included your reminder information below. We look forward to seeing you and Haus Frau during your next visit.