A new blouse I ordered arrived in the mail yesterday. After trying it on, I came out of my room and went over to Rascal and Dinosaur, who were playing in the living room.
“What do you think, guys?” I asked. “Do you like Mommy’s new shirt?”
Rascal: nods with a grin (although he was disappointed the box containing said shirt did not come with bubble wrap).
Dinosaur: “NO! Take it AWF!”
Hmph. Well. I like it anyway.