Strange pregnancy dreams are to be expected with every expectant mother. I am no exception. So here’s a conversation I had with Haus Meister Sunday morning about a pregnancy nightmare….
HIM: So, how’d you sleep, dear?
ME: Just fine….except for my dream.
HIM: Mm. What’d you dream about?
ME: Oh, that you had decided to divorce me…
HIM: (interrupting) WHA-AT?!
ME: …and Christmas had been abolished.
Cows were also somehow involved, but I can’t recall why.